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thesaltofcarthage:

twinko:
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now, if a whole shit-ton of people queue this to run next year, are we going to have any collective memory of the horse plinko meme and understand the joke?

bookshelfdreams:

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Crocheted Important Blue Internet Checkmark. Because why the fuck not.
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Keep reading

brightlotusmoon:

sirtroyofbaker:
balalaikaboss:
ejacutastic:
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

funnytwittertweets:

goon:

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

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anthyies:

this is so funny i

lastvalyrian:

whiskerknittles:
Losing it over the “2 ingredient pie recipe” I saw on Instagram where the ingredients are 1. store bought pie crust and 2. store bought pie filling. GIRL THATS NOT 2 INGREDIENTS THATS A REGULAR PIE
1 ingredient pie recipe: buy a pie at the bakery

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roguetelemetry:

orgyporgy:
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